I’m Greg Nagan, published humorist, former writer for Garrison Keillor’s Prairie Home Companion, former dialog writer for the Hitman franchise of video games, marketing automation specialist (didn’t see that one coming, did ya?), perpetually befuddled moron, free speech absolutist, and indefatigably optimistic booster of individual liberty.

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